Khaki Tent

A tent pitched through khaki pants with your erect penis.

Chris P. has got some real khaki tent goin on there!

by nimped_narcissist April 6, 2011

Tokyo Tent

When you toke up under a blanket in your bed, or anywhere else you please so long as it is under your blanket.

Pedro: Dude, are you baked?
Juan: Yea man, i just had a Tokyo Tent

by midnightoker1 January 29, 2009

Tent Party

When you're trying to sleep in a sleeping bag and another guy spoons you with a boner, then wakes you up by asking "can you feel that?"

I would go camping with Erik, but he always tries to have a tent party with me.

by TheRealWhites February 2, 2012

Worm tent

A mild to moderate morning erection.

ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers titties.
ie. when Viagra begins to wears off.

Niko: "Bro, you check out that girl I took home last night?"

Ivo: "Yea, my dude. I bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? Bitch was busted."

Kristen: "girl, I woke up tryin to hop up on that dick and do a full split but this hitta had a mutha fuckin worm tent."

Ana: "what a waste."

by Rezettni February 5, 2014

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Omar-the-tent-maker

The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.

I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.

by snickerz78 July 18, 2006

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008