Alex spoor treatment

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way

When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances

by vogla January 24, 2013

A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)

I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!

by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019

Rookie Treatment

(usually in professional sports) Being teased, poke fun at, or pranked by people more superior in rank to you.

Ex: When a veteran basketball player decides to trash a teammate rookie's storage locker just for the fun of it. The rookie can't really do anything about it. The rookie is getting the Rookie Treatment.

by TheNikko95 January 10, 2009

The Johnson Treatment

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

by Katy B. November 25, 2006

the miller treatment

being cock teased by a girl only to be left blue balled and told in the end by her that you are "just friends"

I met this really hot girl last night and took her home only to get the miller treatment.

by xoxocg February 25, 2008

Daft Punk Treatment

A phrase that means to try again, but put more effort into the second try and possibly try many different solutions to previous problems in the process. A reference to 3 Daft Punk songs. "One More Time" referencing trying again. "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" to describe the increased efforts of whatever the subject is. "Technologic" representing the many varied ideas and efforts that go into attempting to improve the subject.

Guy1: LOL the video game Red Steel is going to have a sequel despite the first one being fairly bad.
Guy2: Hopefully they can give it the Daft Punk Treatment.

by My Name =) December 19, 2008

Shock Treatment

Released in 1981, Shock Treatment was the now virtually unknown sequal to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"Ya need a bit of
Ooooh, Shock Treatment
Get'cha jumpin' like a real live wire
Need a bit of
Ooooh, Shock Treatment"

by The Almighty Ziggy of Ventura December 13, 2005