n. The effect that occurs shortly after finishing a treadmill workout, in which, after running in place for a long period of time, walking on static ground gives the sensation that you're body is moving twice as fast as you're walking. Often causes sufferer to walk abnormally slow or, in hilarious cases, fall down. Usually experienced by those who do not use a treadmill often.
After using the treadmill for an hour, Jack had a treadmill high and, in an attempt to slow down, stumbled on his way to the locker room.
by lingojac September 28, 2009
A sexual act in which a person crams their foot into their partner's vagina, and proceeds to use his foot as a dildo-like device.
by Dogs and Blogs October 28, 2011
The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.
Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
by chadd925 December 31, 2011
A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.
"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."
by yes juanito yes September 30, 2014
(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration
(2) a sweaty vagina
(2) a sweaty vagina
example (1)
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008
around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 17, 2010
adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).
by Andreas from NZ June 08, 2007