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Transylvanian Shoelace

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.
by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007
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Transylvania

Transylvania is part of Central Romania
by Transylvania is Romania September 15, 2021
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Transylvania

A galaxy that contains the planet Transexual (obviously spelt differently from transsexual), which apparently Tim Curry hails from.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania.
by SalixRegina February 2, 2006
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tyransylvania

1. A tranny from Pennsylvania; describing a tranny that is one of the biggest trannies that you have ever seen based on a location with a lot of trannies.
1. "You are a tranny who looks like a hot mess and not in a good way. You are a tickity-tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from Tyransylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
by Mymomsaysimcool April 1, 2008
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Transylvania kiss

A vampire version of a French kiss, but with one or more razor blades in the mouths of the 2 or more vampires kissing, cutting each others mouths and tongues in a lust filled manner.Because of a vampires ability to quickly heal, it is a way to feed, and toy with death.
The young vampire was pleasantly shocked when he was given his first Transylvania kiss.
by Sko_56 January 21, 2008
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Transylvanian Teabag

One "spooky" or "goth" person placing testicles upon the face or within the mouth of another person.
"Man, I'm totally gonna give that girl a Transylvanian Teabag after the Bauhaus Concert."
by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009
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Transylvanian Pouch

Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good. When you're done, pull out but have a skillet underneath her vag to catch the bloody, scrambled up egg. Cook it up and enjoy thoroughly!
I was hoping our first time we could try the Transylvanian Pouch to make it special.
by Nate807 May 4, 2007
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