When you put two fingers in a girls vagina and two fingers in her ass. You then proceed to wipe your fingers just below her eyes so it looks like she has Native American war paint.
Sean was trying to fuck this one chick last night, unfortunately his penis was much too small for her so he gave her the trail of tears instead.
by Dj urffff August 25, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.
When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...
by me May 04, 2006
Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)
by Vaanderpantz August 10, 2009
A movement that seeks to construct a new memorial to the American genocide known as the trail of tears that would be similar to the Vietnam memorial that would contain all the names of the Native Americans who died along the trail of tears.
by Judge dredd7 February 21, 2012
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
by Ocelcinion October 21, 2019
When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
by McBurgerton February 04, 2010