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Trail of Tears

When you put two fingers in a girls vagina and two fingers in her ass. You then proceed to wipe your fingers just below her eyes so it looks like she has Native American war paint.
Sean was trying to fuck this one chick last night, unfortunately his penis was much too small for her so he gave her the trail of tears instead.
by Dj urffff August 25, 2010
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Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.
When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...
by me May 15, 2006
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Epic Trail of Tears

When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.
Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)
by Vaanderpantz August 9, 2009
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Trail of tears memorial movement

A movement that seeks to construct a new memorial to the American genocide known as the trail of tears that would be similar to the Vietnam memorial that would contain all the names of the Native Americans who died along the trail of tears.
by Judge dredd7 April 29, 2012
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Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair
Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!
by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020
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Trail of tears

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.
"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"
by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019
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Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.
PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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