toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis

I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.

by Dude Nurse November 14, 2012

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Toyotanoia

After the massive Toyota recall of 2010 to solve the "gas pedal gets stuck in the accelaration mode" issue, also known as "the hugest blow to the nuts that Toyota has ever experienced", Toyotanoia is the state of constantly being wary of an impending crash with an oncoming Toyota.

(Looking in the rearview mirror at a stoplight)
Driver: Oh no! That Toyota is approaching WAY too quickly
Passenger: Stop your Toyotanoia. He's totally stopping.

by Queen of Couth March 4, 2010

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

Tootling

The act of snagging semi attached toppings on an adjacent piece of pizza.

Tim is world renowned for "tootling" extra cheese and pepperoni every time there is a pizza within ten feet of him.

by Decal in Arizona April 26, 2009

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009