A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

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Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

Touch Starved by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

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