Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Musical Torture

A type of torture where the victim is subjected to listening to several songs or musical instruments that are considered unpleasing to the human ear

That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!

Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.

by thecorncrap December 29, 2010

Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

torture

The ancient art or inflicting physical, mental, and/or emotional pain on somebody for information, as punishment, or just sheer sadistic pleasure.

Torture is not limited to humans; disturbed sickos will also torture innocent animals.

Torture is not limited to history; it's still around.

Torture has been carried out in every way possible; you name it, it's been done:

-Rack
-Iron Maiden
-Dunking
-Breaking at the Wheel
-Brank
-Public Humiliation
-Pear of Anguish
-Breast Ripper
-Flogging
-Quartering
-Judas Cradle
-Pillory/Yoke
-Spiked cages
-Pendulum
-Burning at the Stake
-Water Torture
-Mutilation
-Head Crusher
-Tongue Tearer
-Gibbet
-Garrotte
-Interrogation Chair
-Spanish Donkey
-Spanish crusher
-Spanish Boot
-Spanish Tickler
-Knee-Splitter/Thumbscrew

And that's just a few.

by Lorelili March 25, 2005

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Torture Apologist

After looking online in several places, there was no clear definition so I read a lot of articles and then just broke down the words by definition. Hopefully, sparing other people the same reading.

Torture Apologists are those who offer an argument in defense of torture, specifically when working on behalf of the government to capture or kill those deemed (normally) foreign terrorists or (normally) foreign threats.

This is a scenario*and not a fact I am presenting as an example: Jane Doe, a torture apologist, believes that the information that led them to Osama Bin Laden was gathered by water boarding his associates. Jane believes that this is acceptable because tracking Bin Laden’s location should be done by any means necessary, this includes any and all forms of torture in exchange for this information. Jane’s argument is that torture is necessary to prevent loss of life for others. She is a torture apologist because of this.

by Binx Valentine November 25, 2020