tonerhoner

A child predator roaming across roblox

Damn look, there's tonerhoner at it again chasing children

by YsguborHen November 29, 2022

zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.

Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

Tossrod

Another name for erect penis, another defamatory term for one who masturbates (wanker) . One can be called a tossrod or is a tossrod.

Oh yeah baby look at my tossrod! Come and play with my tossrod! He is such a fucking tossrod!, You tossrod!,

by shootingzak February 24, 2009

Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

baton tosser

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)

"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."

by jordna butler April 18, 2008