Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

by c_will502 March 13, 2010

turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

Tortato

When a person is so unattractive/ugly that you don't know wither to call them a tortoise of a potato

"Why Jesse be lookin like a tortato today"

by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020

Torta Stalker

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.

Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Tortle

Tortle

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by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021

Tortlez

The best greninja main in Ohio.

Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!

by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021

tortalect

Tortuous lecturer. This individual is not just prone to tortuous lecturing in matters of intellectual discussion, but considers this a form of casual social conversation. He or she will only give accounts that are overly long, detailed, winding. His approach is completely self-centered, without regard to the attention-state of needs of his sounding board. He will not reads signs of boredom or fatigue but may get peeved when details are not remembered by victims. The tortalect will assume the listener's patience can be mistaken for friendship. Conversation ultimately becomes lecturing.

Since becoming immersed in grad school, Dena is a complete tortalect. When we talk on the phone, she will just go on and on about herself. It's even worse when we are out because she will glam onto any stranger and start her tortalects.

by omarazam March 17, 2006