A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.
by Nathan Cleeter October 14, 2021
by Michael W Jordan November 09, 2006
by Master of erotic cinematics March 11, 2021
Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 05, 2019
When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.
MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
by ElinorsDad October 10, 2023
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017
A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.
by type69diabetes May 19, 2021