Tort

A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.

Wow, that Ian is such a tort!

by Nathan Cleeter October 14, 2021

torte

German for 'hot ass.' Bar lingo.

Hey, torte get back here.
(Hey torte, komm mal hier zu mir)

by Michael W Jordan November 9, 2006

Tort

A tort is a veggie and likes PEAS

That guy is such a tort

Look at that Tort over there

by Master of erotic cinematics March 10, 2021

sour tort

a tortilla only filled with sour cream

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”

by Honcho bill January 4, 2019

torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Lazy Tort

A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"

1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn

by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017

Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015