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tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.
There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024
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tensley the fag

A child porn possessor who steals from cars and runs child sex rings
tensley the fag’s uncle got set on fire in Vietnam
by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024
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Townsley

Someone (generally male or identifies as a male) who goes out of his way to maliciously speak about the significant others of females he hopelessly pursues.

Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.

When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
"She came to me crying about how her boyfriend won't let her leave and confiscated her phone, but I asked her what her favorite ice cream is cuz I ain't no fuckin Townsley."

"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"
by iTrap'd January 16, 2025
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Trevor Tinsley

by daddycopboy February 22, 2025
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