Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.
Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.
Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?
by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005
Get the Toms River mug.A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
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1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking, like Tom Sturrage does in Robert Pattinson's photos.
1-To lurk in the back ground of a picture that you were not supposed to be in.
2- To be in the back ground of every picture of the evening, lurking, semi stalking, like Tom Sturrage does in Robert Pattinson's photos.
Tom Sturrage being Robert Pattinson's best friend is always in the back ground of Rob's photos lurking, or TomStuing.
Person 1: "That picture is a great shot, but who is TomStuing in the background?"
Person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
Person 1: "That picture is a great shot, but who is TomStuing in the background?"
Person 2: "I don't know who that lurker is but I'm gonna photo shop her out."
by Robandi24 August 11, 2010
Get the TomStuing mug.Someone who goes by the name of Tomski is usually head and shoulders above the rest, mentally and physically better than anything that's ever existed and extremely well endowed
'That's Tomski' Bloody hell, he's good!
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Get the Tomski mug.1) Looking up someone you don't know very well on Myspace and messaging them when you didn't have the sack to talk to them in person. Related to tomfoolery.
2) Messaging someone on Myspace you have seen around in real life, but never met.
2) Messaging someone on Myspace you have seen around in real life, but never met.
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