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Tommy McMurtry

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins
Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019
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Tommy Royal

Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.
Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
by RADBoy December 23, 2012
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Tommy-Lee'd

A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.
Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?
by Buck Lazurus May 16, 2016
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Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.
Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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tommyburst

To fart, then accidentally shit one's pants in the process.
"I had to throw away my underwear after i had a tommyburst in gym class."
by gavin bodell March 27, 2003
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tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.
"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."
by lalaconz May 31, 2014
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