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tolivi

Tolivi is the almighty and powerful, and is wise and quite old so don’t doubt her or else, she is the ruler of the universe and superior to all other beings.
“Wow is that Tolivi the great?!”
“Yeah she’s amazing!”
“I heard she destroyed the universe at the young age of 9!”
by chickenfingernuggets December 17, 2018
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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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dern tootin'

Absolutely, that's right. Esp. used when someone's said something that you'd obviously agree to.

Variation: darn tootin'

Used mainly in rural areas of the US.
A: You gonna watch the superbowl tonight?
B: Dern tootin'!

A: Man, that was a rough day. Wanna go get a beer?
B: Dern tootin'!
by miss maryland February 13, 2009
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
by P. Dub December 29, 2006
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Tooting

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
by lathsc January 9, 2020
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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