toixting

the act of texting while on the toilet

me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

by SRcurly October 19, 2011

Toeting

Toeting means shooting bullets out of a gun.

I'm toeting bullets out of my gun!

by Mix-Race Man On Road July 16, 2019

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tonting

Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.

Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!

by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019