Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 5, 2004

milk ointment

something that should be made for peeps who dont like milk. Apply to the skin for strong and healthy bones!

I need some milk ointment.

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

e-pointment

an electronic appointment made online over the internet

Would you to make an e-pointment online?
Hi, I have an e-pointment at 2pm.

by decken December 15, 2009

Bointment

A collaboration of boy and ointment. This is a multi-purpose substance used for many things including facial moisturizer, teeth whitener, hair conditioner, laundry detergent, and baby making.

Wow, Nick, all this bointment sure has been making my teeth sparkle!

I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!

by MC-Hammer- September 26, 2011

Togetment

an apartment that isn't apart, IE. Together

"Hey man, did you check out Ron's apartment?"
"dude, its a togetment, theres no walls between the rooms man"
"ooh"

by kam1l December 11, 2009

Jointment

An ointment containing cannabis ingredients or cannabidiol properties used for pain relief of joints. Note: You can't get high off of this kind of ointment, even if you put it in a joint and smoke it.

Because marijuana isn't legal in this state yet, I hope the cops can't smell my jointment.

by CAHybbie February 3, 2018