Toiletgram

The act of uploading a photo to Instagram while on the toilet. Either by taking an actual photo of yourself on the toilet, using a previously taken photo or adding a photo that is not of yourself (meme, quotes etc)

#toiletgram

by Resistancedown April 28, 2014

toiletseat baby

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

by Frank Palace November 3, 2018

Toiletlegs

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022

Toiletarianism

A slight modification of Totalitarianism in which the entire toilet is owned by a single person, and is usually used for sexual purposes.

Damn, John gave genital warts to his toilet. I wish he didn't practice Toiletarianism!

by Mike Muir June 18, 2008

toilethead

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

by ah jeez October 13, 2011