Tootoo

Hdbh as. K

Tootoo fluff

by Niaeea October 17, 2020

toetoe

In New Zealand this isn't slang, its a VERY large kind of grass,say 2m tall, like South American pampas. Often spelled "toitoi", and pronounced more like "toytoy"

"Where did Dave and Sheila go?"
"They sneaked off over there, behind the toetoe, so I'm guessing they don't want to be disturbed!"

by grant54 December 7, 2007

toetouch shtbomb

fanzine made by and named after an experimental musician

The new issue of Toetouch Shtbomb is vulgar and offensive.

by antichuckmoore October 14, 2011

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018

toetoe

Someone who likes toes and uses them in lots of ways: eating, playing, dressing, etc.

Bob: look at that girl she is sucha toetoe. She is eating pizza with toes. SMH.

by idontknowanyone March 19, 2021

toefoot

is a word use to descried a curd face

you are a toefoot face curd

by toe gang April 8, 2021

Toytooner

A well endowed male modestly living, in the area of Brae. Able to pump through a whole harem of girls before breakfast, breaking multiple hearts on the way. Commonly asked to by women to cut their grass when their husbands are at work. The grass in the gardens in toytown is rarely cut.

Oh hey! Are you a toytooner? Bill is on nights this week from 7, come along cut my grass would you please, for next four nights.

by Aye butt August 6, 2021