Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018

toefoo

Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.

Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.

by Big Ed Moustapha June 14, 2011

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

tofood

ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants

Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!

Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.

by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019

toefoot

is a word use to descried a curd face

you are a toefoot face curd

by toe gang April 8, 2021

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by The Food Glanzer November 26, 2021

toefootme

a person/nickname for someone who has a foot fetish

"my brother sucks my toes"

TOEFOOTME!

by anonymous March 3, 2022