Toenitheu Jesus

Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.

“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”

“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”

by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021

toent

Swedish HL-compitable form of the word "tönt" which means "dork".

"vikken tönt"
"what a dork"

by Joe May 12, 2003

Lil tonette

lil tony and lil Toni’s younger lesbian sister

Guy 1: lil Toni’s sis thicc

Guy 2: you talkin about lil tonette right
Guy 1:who else
Guy 2: yeah I wish she swings both way
Guy 1: she’s lesbian?
Guy 2: she came out like a year ago keep up with the news nigga

Lil tonette had to pull the strap on the Luis

by big black bus October 2, 2018

Dirty Tonette

1. A bitch that gives good people a hard time.

2. A bitch that talks behind her friends backs.
3. A lying and entitled brat.

Dude your brother's girlfriend is such a Dirty Tonette.

by WhiteboyRob June 5, 2020

Tenetta

The one and only diabolical crack baby know to man

For example: Man she actin like such a Tenetta

by Crazy_nettalover December 10, 2009

Tonnet

meaning a tonne of winnets, used by someone to go one step up from being called a winnet.

mike: shut the fuck up you winnet
dave: lmao you stupid tonnet :L

by mandem123brah July 22, 2010

Toène

Toène is the most perfect male you know

Girls: i find this guy so perfect...
*His girlfriend*: yeah i know he is m'y boyfriend lol
Toęne: hi! I'm toène

by Nusnusnus August 1, 2018