Toberli

An incredibly killer pun of great genius on the word 'totally'. Product of alcohol.

"You toberli love him!!!"

"I toberli love life"

e.t.c e.t.c.

by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012

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tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

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tobber • tobbert • Tubbers • Toblerone • tobbe • Tonberry • tober • Tibber • Tubberware • Tabber

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

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Tobbey

A super sexy male.
Dislikes his name.
Loves a Crazy Canadian.
Likes drugs, very much.

"My name is Tobbey"
"That's a sick ass name"
"Well I hate it"
"Oh"

by jayshay February 24, 2010

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Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

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