teating

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

by figman October 31, 2013

Tooting

A place in south-west London, do not visit tooting unless u want 2 be mugged, stabbed or shot in the head! A ruff place wher de evil and most gangsta of the world tend to live! Cousins with streatham an area best not risked unless in a very large group of weapon carrying gangster guys!!!

Boy: wanna cum my yard?
Girl: Wher u live?
Boy: Tooting.
Girl: Hell no i aint going there homie i dnt wanna be killed!!!

by LilMissME September 25, 2005

tooting

Part of southwest london with a very high asian population.

"i need to buy some curry powder"
"Go to tooting then"

by lulubod April 3, 2009

Toaking

To smoke some realy good BUD!!

Hey, i just got back from my mother-in-laws. I was Toaking the whole way there, so i didn't have to listen to that old wrench.

by RichieRichie0916 January 3, 2009

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009