Toasting Tigh 

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

Toasting Tigh by ezracorpse October 9, 2008

toasting my buns 

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

toasting my buns by Webartist June 22, 2014

Toasting the crumpets 

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

Toasting the crumpets by Hans00 August 1, 2015

Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

Toasting the bagel by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

toasting my bread by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

toasting your almond 

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

toasting your almond by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

French Toasting 

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

French Toasting by sockbanana January 31, 2016