Fair balls to you

Irish, colloquialism: well done, congratulations, you've achieved something unexpected.

"You mean you took Evangeline Lily home with you last night? Jesus. Fair balls to you."

by E.W. Felton August 29, 2005

have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Not to you

A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke.

Used when the joke would compliment the male.

Guy 1: Wow, that's big.

Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL

Guy 1: not to you...

by Foo_Fighter December 22, 2008

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

by Baxington March 13, 2015

Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020

balls to you

Used as a form of congratulations, perferable during a formal event.

example 1: "Balls to you son, graduation is a big step"
example 2: "Balls to the graduating class of 2011!"

by izizi2 February 21, 2011