Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

Just Tires

An expression denoting that a certain topic or argument is no longer relevant. It is as insignificant at tires.

Tiffany: Wait what are you guys talking about it someone explain!

Mckenna: Don’t worry it’s just tires.

Jake: Yeah it’s just tires. Anyway go get the whip its.

by Ritz28 March 20, 2022

water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires

" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Big Tires

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight

Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires

by Fif November 30, 2006

Kill all tires

To slay or to destroy tires in an aggressive fashion, Ex: drifting, burnouts, hooning, etc.

The man exclaimed “kill all tires!” And while he shredded his 240sx

by Slapgod May 10, 2019

tities

A girls boobs or breasts if you will.

person:Damn that girls has got some nice tities!

person2: Man I know, she's so fine!

by kidcanada101 June 27, 2004

chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010