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TISS

TIdenes Største Statmann

etter samme lest som GröFaZ og GRESOFAT
Hvem er TISS, Jens eller Donald?
- Jens er jo typisk norsk, men hvordan kunne du glemme gamle Silvio?
by Space Dog 2 July 28, 2020
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Tiss

TIdenes Største Statmann.

Over samme lest som GröFaZ og gresofat. Æ
Hvem er tiss, Jens eller Donald?
- Jens er jo typisk norsk, men hvordan kunne du glemme gamle Silvio?
by Space Dog 2 July 24, 2020
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Blue tiss

A delectable sweet treat, that turns your tongue blue, more commonly know as a blue kiss OR blue jolly rancher.
Hey sall we have one blue tiss?
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Tiss

TIdenes Største Statmann.

Over samme lest som GröFaZ og gresofat.
Hvem er tiss, Jens eller Donald?
- Jens er jo typisk norsk, men hvordan kunne du glemme gamle Silvio?
by Space Dog 2 July 24, 2020
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"Fuck! I didn't get potg on overwatch! TISS!"

"My laptop is broken! TISS!"
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#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."
I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS
by Puddintan3 May 25, 2022
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Tiss

Tiss (noun) — /tɪs/
1. The act of texting in stupid situations — often when one should be paying attention to real life instead.
2. A modern reflex where the need to stay digitally connected overrides common sense.

Tiss (verb)
To text when you absolutely shouldn’t — like while crossing the street, in the middle of a conversation, or at a breath-taking sunset.
‘He almost walked into the fountain while tissing again.’

‘Don’t tiss, you’ll miss the moment!’
by The Hopeful Guy October 23, 2025
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