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tire kicker 

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.
Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.
tire kicker by Dion 67 October 20, 2007
Related Words

TIRE PLUG 

When your are anally fucking a whore in the ass while wearing rubber, you then shoot your load into the rubber then remove your shaft from the rubber leaving the rubber still hanging out of her ass much like the procedure of plugging a tire.
I gave that skank a tire plug last night!!!!
TIRE PLUG by Dig McAffery August 30, 2006

tire biter

Back in the 70s and 80s, its definition was COMPLETELY different: an ugly girl. (a dog, which chases cars).
Whenever the definition changed to a car freak is beyond me. Looks like a media/cultural-generated propagation of the high maintenance gal. (better than its previous definition, then, perhaps?)
My friend thought she was a tire biter, but I thought she was good looking.
tire biter by equanimity December 31, 2012

Tire hugger 

1. like a gold-digger, but for cars; most commonly women who sleep with or date men because they drive a nice car
2. a girl who gets turned on by nice cars
guy: yeah, I drive a corvette
girl: really?! can I see it?? we could go for a ride ::wink wink::

later.....
guys' friend: man, that girl we met was *such* a tire hugger
Tire hugger by Mab Kelly April 16, 2009

Tire Biter

A girl who is really only interested in a guy because he has a nice car, and it gets him attention, so she wants in on that attention and uses her ass as a free ticket to the car.

If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail a girl outside of his reach because he does have a nice car (or truck... something shiney, tasteful and/or loud)

"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"
-Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Man, you seen Ditmeyer lately?"
"who, that geeky guy?"
"yeah, he's nailing Cindy Hotbody!"
"ooh yeah! she's on him because he's got that sweet dub!"
"damn, she's a tirebiter"
Tire Biter by Lord Vader June 28, 2004

tire planter 

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn [ball]
In many parts of the U.S., and especially in [Rhode Island], tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
tire planter by bkdouble October 14, 2006