titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

by thetruth. June 21, 2008

tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

by ressaler February 25, 2010

tinternian

Dirty scalely creature that lurks in dirty swamp infested shizen.

Julie saw a dirty tinternian - ‘oh my these tinternians are dirty little crocodilian bitches

by Bootsalot October 20, 2017

twinternet

slang for internet. see also twinterweb

do you have the twinternet?

by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005

tinterwhore

one who's always tinternetting aka internetting aka "surfing" the world wide web

-they dont need to speak in any certain way
-they may just be someone thats ALWAYS signed into msn
-they tend to check there bebo/myspace/facebook frequently(not always though)

Example 1:-
tinterwhore 1: gawd i wuz online 4 lyke 16 hours yesterday
tinterwhore 2: ha i beat you i was on for 18 and a half
tinterwhore 1: oh i 4got bout the 3 hours i wuz on 4 in the mornin, that makes 19 :D
tinterwhore 2: D:

Example 2:-
The cause/effect of boredom

by your mum's mum March 26, 2008

tinterval

1. n. A person who keeps all the fairies of Hyrule and 2000 Asian men in their closet; also, one who speaks loudly during class without realizing it.
2. n. Mr. Barraclough's way of saying T-interval in Statistics, so named because of the TI Calculator's "TInterval" function.

Jackie called Kaddie a tinterval because she keeps all the fairies of Hyrule and 2000 Asians locked up in her closet. She snapped back very loudly, whilst in AP Stats class, "YOU'RE A TINTERVAL!"

by LittleMissKaddie March 6, 2011

Tindernitis

Muscle pain caused by swiping right too intensely on Tinder.

If Dan keeps swiping right at that rate, he's in for a severe case of Tindernitis.

by Melvmeister November 7, 2014