Timon

Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.

Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.

by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019

Tamora Pierce

The greatest author of teen fiction EVER. She's a mad genius, deep down. Not just a genius. A mad one.

"Tamora Pierce is the greatest."
"Who?"
*BAM* "Oops, did I just kill you? My bad. Maybe you should have known who Tamora Pierce is."

by ~♪♫~ August 3, 2010

teimorzadeh

The last name of a person (usually boy) who will either drop kick you or make you go boom boom if you bully him

Person 1: haha you have stupid name
Teimorzadeh: *makes him go boom boom*
Person 1: *dies*

by CrazyGuyDude November 28, 2021

Lady Timer

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?

by Don Frye February 3, 2010

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

short timer syndrome

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

by franmarta March 22, 2013

Timon

Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.

Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.

by ?!&@ January 3, 2017