tommie network

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie

Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.

Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.

by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

Timmied

The act of having someone else's workload pushed off on you. Usually when your unsure of the details to complete the job. Another term for being lazy!

I was the last of four units to respond to a call involving a report. I never made contact with anyone involved in the incident. Somehow I was Timmied and took the report anyway.

by Brad382 January 31, 2010

timmit

Time is money; money is time.
An up and coming online service that college students can use to sell their time or buy the time of others.
The next big thing.

Lafonda: Dayum i really gotta go pick up my new nikes at the swag sto'.

Rayray: Girl, i just saw your post on timmit finna get there anyway. I'll pick yo kicks up fo 6.99 anyday.

by ajabri July 19, 2010

Timmeh

Derived from South Park, it can be used as a nickname for somebody called Tim, or something written by Myra and Nose all over TerrorBird's windows. It can also be used as an insult for somebody a bit stupid.

"Alright, Timmeh?"
"Myra, why's Timmeh written all over my windows?"
"You're such a Timmeh!"

by Ya mama June 12, 2003

Temmie village

The village of temmie's! and that includes
The Tem Shop! Temmie still has to pay for colleg
So help her pay for it! One of the temmie's is allergic to humans so watch out for that temmie! And it has a soundtrack that is very cool

Temmie village is a room with a bunch of temmie's one of their names is named bob and it has the tem shop

by Wafflewithpancakes September 28, 2020

Tommie Bishton

some welsh bloke that skates, he LOVES pizza and his best friend is harry samuel smith the third, AKA harry smith, AKA big hazza, his fav skateboard brand is ZERO, and his best trick is a kickflip flat, follow him on instagram @tommie_b._

tommie bishton is skating rn

by harry samuel smith the third June 24, 2021