When your girlfriend comes home with a nice hot cup of Tim Horton's coffee and has been holding on to it for 20 minutes or more, her hands are very warm, borderline hot, and she reaches into your pants and jerks you off. Almost feels like the real thing.
Michelle came home from Timmie's late last night, climbed into bed and gave me a Timmietug and I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.
by Rusty Walnuts August 18, 2017