Justin Timberlake

A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.

Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}

by justinlover April 28, 2009

Justin Timberlake

A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.

Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!

Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!

by Justin Timberlake's Fan August 25, 2008

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

by Susan_2 January 15, 2014

scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

timeless beauty.

Something or someone that is so good and beautiful it will always be beautiful (never tire or go out of style)

She was a "timeless beauty." in his eyes, even in her late 30's she seemed just as magnificent as the day she turned 18.

by Wise young one November 15, 2013

justin timberlake

A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!

That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude

by 1405Jess July 8, 2007