tidy snatch

A tidy snatch is a groomed vagina, preferably one which is completely shaved clean

Paige's boyfriend preferred her to have a tidy snatch, but Paige never liked to spend the time to shave down there.

by freddy43 January 2, 2011

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Tidy Talk

Tidy talk, is the failing of trying dirty talk

Adam tried to talk dirty, but it just end up tidy talking.

by Fridayyyyy April 22, 2009

Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Tidy-Wrap-Up

A quick and clean wrap up to any cult crime/medical television show. Tidy-wrap-ups are comprised of dialogue absent scenes in slow motion and feature the music of "Cold Play", "Five for Fighting", "REM" or Gary Jules singing "Mad World". They are a quick way to "wrap-up" an episode without going into any complicated dialogue-rich explanations of what really happened to all the characters in the episode. One of the earliest instances of this technique was it's eloquent usage at the end of the cult classic film "Donnie Darko"-but the tidy-wrap-up was later bastardized due to overuse in popular television dramas.

"Damnit... I started my DVR too late last night and all I got was the tidy-wrap-up."

"Gahh.. this episode of CSI Miami is boring, can't we just skip to the tidy-wrap-up?"

"Christ on a cracker! stop being so dramatic, you're just like a tidy-wrap-up"

by saturnine_nightshade May 17, 2010

Tidy Cat

To smear cat poop on an enemy's car door handle when they have done something mean to you.

"Hey Brendon, our stupid hippie neighbors parked in my spot again so I totally pulled a Tidy Cat on them. They'll be washing their hands for weeks!"

by Absolut Ang July 28, 2011

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016