throttlecock

To grab one's own manhood (or sex sausage, if you will) therby giving it the means to jam it into a tight orafus, or any other tight place, for that matter.

Seeing that it would not be an easy task, Ed throttlecocked the small sheep.

by Douglas Cross July 8, 2006

Full Throttle

adverb

1) To engage in an activity with total commitment.

1)
Tim: Are you going to wear your sleeveless polo tonight?
Matt: Oh I’m rockin’ that thing full throttle!

2)
Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick August 28, 2007

throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.

"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"

by Zac April 11, 2004

Throater Boat

A fellatious woman motorboats with her throat.

A fellatious woman throater boated Mikhal Friday night in the back of the club. I bet she gives great throater boat.

by Divininthemuff August 15, 2016

Throttle Thumb

When your thumb gets sore from holding down the throttle on a quad.

(after a whole afternoon of riding on the quad)
"Damn, I got throttle thumb!"

by Joegus the Rogue March 29, 2010

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020

throttled

To choke someone Homer Simpson style.

Larry, do you want to get throttled? if not, STFU.

by Scrb31 October 1, 2007