threesome

when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.

Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.

Woman: YOLO.

by swegqurl November 10, 2013

threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.

Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes

by crew8221 March 8, 2004

threesome

three people engaged in sex acts at the same time; two of the three are of the same gender

Big Nate had a threesome with yo mama and yo sister!

by Big Nate June 12, 2003

threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich

She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.

by Lee February 19, 2005

Threesomes

Having your cake and eating it too, then watching your cake eat another cake.

Damn, i love threesomes

by Private_Topaz August 29, 2009

Threesome

A group of three (mmm, fff,ffm,mmf)
Having sex altogether better preformed with one man two women

Mia and brent had been dating for a few months and wanted to spice it up a bit. One night after giving up on ideas on how to spice it up the doorbell rang. Both went to the door and saw before them a tall brunette. Mia was blonde with medium sized boobs but the women at the door had huge tits. She was holding pamphlets with a dentist office on it. " hello my name is blair and im a hygenist at the denist on 4th street" after standing their awkwardly mia invited her in. Mia and brent looked at eachother and knew what to do. A THREESOME! Blair looked at them and knew what they were going to say before they could say anything she un tied her coat to reveal a sexy red dress so tighter her brests were fully exposed. He escorted the ladies to the spare room where their was a large bed. He pinned both girls down and didnt know who to start with so he removed both girls thongs with his teeth. Before he could even stand up mia and blair were making out and fisting eachother. Brent felt left out so he pushed them off eachother and placed his now hard rod into blairs ass while the girls made out. They switched positions and mia was blowing him he had his fist in blair and was nibbling and sucking her huge jugs. After many hours of this they made a 69 train where everyone was equals and got pleasure

What a threesome

by No_lg_here December 8, 2014

Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022