thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

Thrusty

Are you feeling Thrusty?

Am I not Thrusty enough for you?

Are you feeling Thrusty?

by ThrustyTweeter March 21, 2011

Thristy

It's where people like to stick their wrist in to risky situations. Most of the time it's sexual related stuff like a vagina or anus.

"My fucking god Richard! I really would like to get thristy with you tonight my lil' ginger asian babe. <3"

by Ginger Justice July 12, 2016

Throsty

A Gross, nasty, fridged, ratchet, annoying person or event that is taking place.

Those freshmen are a bunch of throsty gutter rats with their music being heard through their beats, while I am standing twenty feet away.

by howdidnickjonasgetsohot March 30, 2015

thrusty thrombone

1.Male genitalia, especially when erect.

2.What a homosexual calls a musical instrument because of the lisp.

See those two hot temptresses? (In super hero voice) I must go back to the lair and fetch my thrusty thrombone.

Are you in the orchestra? Yeth, I play firtht thrusty thrombone. Elton plays the thecond if he even shows up! Slap that bitch!

by wywind March 8, 2014

thrusty

the act of wanting to Thrust into XGhozt mom

Man im feeling Thrusty

by xghoztmom June 6, 2018