triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

by Nathaniel October 20, 2004

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

thotingan

When you see a thot

Wow my thotingan went of like crazy

by Alphatar April 14, 2021

Thoeing

Walking very sexily while looking jokingly macho and acting stoned

Dude you look so retarded! If you don't stop thoeing you're gonna get mugged.

by Rocketboucker123 May 18, 2010

I-thouing

When you address the true humanity and dignity of a person with whom you are having an encounter.

We were I-thouing when she was engaging me without judging me or using me for her own good.

by Eli Fehler March 27, 2007