Thonger

a thonger is a mixture of a fat dick and a long dick .

OMG isabelle you have a huge thonger !!!

celeste have you seen luke’s thonger ? ;)

by thongerrrrrsss June 6, 2018

thonkey

A thugged out white person "honkey." Making it a thonkey.

Check out that thonkey he's pretty ghetto.

by Skinny McKenny July 24, 2008

Tonied

Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned

Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.

by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005

tonied

getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes

Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.

by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005

Toonie Test

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.

Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro

by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019

wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011

thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022