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Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!
Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.
by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007
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dick thirsty

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.
Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.
by Free Xilo October 22, 2009
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Thirsty Aggressive

A thirsty aggressive person is one who is to eager to come up whether male or female. A thirsty aggressive person usually is straight to the point and makes the other person feel uncomfortable. They think they are bound to come up but don't realize that they are being perceived as thirsty and too aggressive.
Guy: Hey did tim come up off that girl he was talking too??

Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.
by uptwnxs August 17, 2010
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Thirsty ass hoe

Reyah was lookin at him like a thirsty ass hoe
by LSmith457 February 16, 2017
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Thirsty Little Demon

A Tik Tok meme, showing a black human-like creature that gets into your house and steals your milk or other liquids that he can drink.
by P_V_M December 12, 2019
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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
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yo thirsty ahh

When a female is trying extra hard to get with a male. She will do anything for his attention.
shameeka: girl he dont want chu
trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!

Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh
by Dennis Speed December 12, 2012
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