Thief 

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!

Thief by GloryDoge July 11, 2023

Thief 

Yes Michael.

Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."

Thief by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

-Thief- 

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

-Thief- by Anonymous August 2, 2003

thief scratch 

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

thief scratch by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019

thief river falls

A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.

Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."

thief river falls by Running Things December 5, 2016

thief series 

The father of all stealth games, You play as Garrett, a master thief. Garrett is an anti-hero that steals from the rich and gives to himself.

"Have you missed you eye, thief. I have seen wonderous things with it, someday i'll come back for the other one"
-The Eye
-Thief Deadly Shadows

thief series by Mr 47 April 2, 2005

thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

thief in chief by Honeyko August 4, 2016