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Why hasn't there been another Einsteins? 

Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"

There it isn't! 

is a statement that can be spoken aloud, when somebody wants to mockingly fool their friend(s) into thinking that the subject in question is found when in fact, it is not. It also works exceedingly well, if the application of a pointed finger is applied.
Bobby, Derek, and Carolyne were looking for a roach that someone had dropped in the car, when Brandon yelled out, "There it isn't!", while he pointed his finger to the floorboard. Everyone knew they were fooled after Brandon started to smile and laugh at the same time.

Don't go there girlfriend 

A term that generally means Don't go there but the girlfriend part is added on because this special term is used by women or sarcastic feminine men.

Notes: This term that doesn't have to be used towards a girlfriend. When saying, "Don't go there girlfriend" One must snap their fingers twice in a wavy zig-zag motion with your right hand from right to left and then right again in a smooth curve starting from the right side of your face and ending there. Your left hand must be at your hip and your facial expression must say, nuh uh.

This term was started by urban black women and ghetto queens and is often used with the phrase Oh no you di'int
Person1: I will kick your ass right here right now BITCH!

Person2: Don't go there girlfriend *snap snap*

Person1: *Kick in the ass*

Person2: Oh no you di'int!!

Person1: Oh yes I did! *Shoots with gun, twice*

Person2: Oh no you di--

Person1: *Shoots rest of clip*

Person2: *Bleeding sounds*

you can't get there from here 

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.
I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

you can't get there from here 

A phrase that is stereotypically attributed to people from Maine, usually by people in the lower New England states to feel superior to our Northern neighbors (like we don't talk funny enough). It has to be said with a northern Maine accent: "there" is pronounced "they-ahh" and "here" is pronounced "hee-yahhhh." The "you" is implied and does not need to be said.
Well you can't get there from here.

don't go there

Idiotic phrase that's recently gained mainstream appeal meant to express displeasure about the direction of a conversation. Originally used by poor urban black women and ghetto queens.
Oh no you di'n't! Don't go there!