theive

to steal, to take something that does not belong to you

May, you can't afford those shoes, you must a theived em.

by Concierge March 27, 2005

Theodependency

A type of dysfunctional helping relationship where a religious institution supports or enables another person's drug addiction, alcoholism, gambling addiction, poor mental health, immaturity, irresponsibility, or under-achievement.

Among the core characteristics of Theodependency, the most common theme is an excessive reliance on religion for approval, identity & self-worth.

Given its grassroots origin, the precise definition of Theodependency varies based on the source but can be generally characterised as a subclinical and situational or episodic behavior similar to that of dependent personality disorder.

Your ideas on Homosexuality are based on a Theodependency not valid reasoning

by guyt2030 June 9, 2018

Théoden

Commonly misspelt as “Theoden” this is the name of one of the Kings of Rohan, Théoden is the song Thengel and father of Théodred, he is also the uncle of Éowyn and Éomer, he’s a good and strong King, he was the King of Rohan during the War of the Ring, which was his final war as he died at the Battlof of the Pelennor Fields on the 14th of March in 3019 of the Third Age.

“Arise, Arise Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter, spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: ride now, ride now to Gondor! RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW TO GONDOR!!!”

Or

“Arise, Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending: death! Death!! DEATH!!! FORTH ÉORLINGAS!!!

by Sharkieofthemidworld August 28, 2022

Thiede

Lets just say he could beat the s h i t out of you any day. And he has a really cool car.

ex) Dude! You're Thiede's sister?

ex) Who would win a fight, Thiede or Mr. Flint?... THIEDE!

by Heyheysdf December 24, 2007

theisen

First, he is the coolest person you will ever meet. So easy to get along with, but knows how to get his way. Very competitve, thinks very highly of himself, and sometimes emotional. One of the best teachers anyone will ever meet. Some might say his notes arent the most enthusiastic, but can always make you feel good about yourself, sometimes. No point of argueing with him, he will definetly, no matter what, say he wins. And it is really obvious when he picks favorites, you are liked by him or not, even if he says he isnt mean or never will be, he just might be.
Love sports like playing volleyball, soccer, basketball, swimming, football, and roller hockey. Loves bragging about his skills and his family(Mostly his son). It is impossible to stay mad at him, especially because of his looks. Anyone can go on forever about this amazing bro! But it is a legit buzzkill when not seeing or talking to him. Watch out, he favors the names K3nN3dY & C@$$!3*

Dang, I wish I could beat that T#!$3N.(Theisen)

by d'bogirlz March 29, 2011

thedeathmonkey

Child of 13 years old WHO FINKS HE IS DA BEST POSTER IN TEH INTERNETS!!!!!1111

Fuck off thedeathmonkey you faggot child.

by TheGunOwner February 17, 2005

Theisen it

when you spend more money than you have readily available just to look good in a relationship that ultimately will fail.

dude 1: "hey bro where you guys goin to eat tonight???"
dude 2: "I really like this girl man so im thinkin Olive Garden, I dont have that much cash so im Theisen it."
dude 1: "daaamnnnnn, theisen it for that leg??? but you've only been together for 3 months!!!!"

by NatureMade March 23, 2011