damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

beaver trimming the wood

a really toothy blowjob

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"

by badmetaphors November 24, 2013

triming the backyard

The act of shaving ones anal area

Damn bro, I clipped a hemi today triming the backyard

by cj harp March 12, 2016

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

Trimming the bush

When you shave your balls with a chainsaw

John-Damn I almost cut my nut off
Carl- How?
John- I was trimming the bush

by anonymous December 8, 2024

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025