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What In the stranger things? 

It's like the saying "what the hell" but what I'm the stranger things. When you come across something so wierd/odd/strange. You say it out loud ! Naturally
I went to the mall , and everyone was frozen , I knew I wasn't in a dream, I was like "What in the stranger things?"

The reverse stranger 

The opposite of the stranger.

Instead of sitting on your hand until its numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are getting a hand-job from a stranger, sit on your dick until it's numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are giving someone else a hand-job.
George Michael likes to give himself the reverse stranger to practice giving strangers hand-jobs in public restrooms.

The Kenosha Stranger 

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
The Kenosha Stranger by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

The Danger Stranger 

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
The Danger Stranger by Brian H October 12, 2005

The Inverted Stranger 

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.

The Millennial Stranger 

When you get black out drunk and sext yourself on a strangers phone, forget that it happened, and justify your crudeness to the stranger with the explicit response(s) "they" sent back to you.

the stranger
My buddy woke up from from a heavy drinking night to find that a very receptive girl had been sexting him. He tried to follow up, but it turns out he just pulled The Millennial Stranger.