by Skim Milkmaid69 July 14, 2013
The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.
"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"
-"I....is that.....full fat?"
"No, it's semi."
-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."
-"I....is that.....full fat?"
"No, it's semi."
-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."
by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013
Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
by Kdaddy September 08, 2014
The act of shoving either your fingers or an inanimate object up somebody's asshole. Also leaving them uncomfortable and extremely violated.
by Sarahsancheezy April 20, 2011
by Colin Lyomese May 03, 2007