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MIL

The three keys you must press at the same time in Wolfenstein 3D to lose all of your points, but gain full health and weapons.
Dude you're about to die, M-I-L, M-I-L!!!!
by who's high pitch? January 25, 2005
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Mother I'd Like {to} Scissor; i.e. the lesbian variant on MILF (Mother I'd Like {to} Fuck). Certainly, a number of lesbians would prefer to fuck the moms, but are relegated to Scissoring due to gender specific incompatibilities.
"... and although Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis were both nominated for best actress after co-starring in Thelma and Louise, everyone knows that Geena... whoa! There goes a MILS!!!"

"What? Where? Huh?"

"Sexy 'b' pushing the stroller... I've got to rub it on and against her, crotch-wise..."

"How? What?"

"That Mom, I'd scissor the piss out of her... that's what we'd do - knock back an 18-wheeler of High Life's, scissor, then hit the road on my Honda Valkyrie and talk LPGA all the way from Ocean City to Bakersfield... "
by bzbr July 3, 2009
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mil or (emilio) a a common name in irving ,tx usa .mil is the cool guys that sitts around and says nutin and gets alot of ass .mil is usually the badass of the gruop (hes usually the strongest too)
mil-cool
by mill-emilio-academy March 4, 2009
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sounds like an emily who’s doing a rack rack city bitch trend on tiktok. mil is definitely an emily
wow mil, i knew i’d see it on tiktok
by who even does these June 7, 2020
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Meat Injection Lover

Gay man who loves cock up his arse
Pete: I love a nice big cock up my ass
Gary: You dirty fucking MIL
by The Jigster November 30, 2004
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by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008
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mil is one crazy bitch and has an obsession of one direction and high school musical she can be spotted in a crowd easily from her crazy personality she is very kind but is easy to fall in love and is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. and lovesssssss troy bolton and ian somerhalder and blake gray.
the girl was a total mil
by bob mickflurry June 16, 2020
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