Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
by CSD October 09, 2004
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."
"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005
by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008
"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye August 19, 2006
A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
by Lace Valentine October 09, 2004
by Charles Cornwallis September 07, 2008