internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush
by CSD October 09, 2004
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Internetting

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."

"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005
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Internet

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008
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the internets

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye August 19, 2006
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate
by Lace Valentine October 09, 2004
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internet

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.
by Charles Cornwallis September 07, 2008
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