The Hammer

A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.

Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "

by bigbear199186 February 23, 2011

hammered

Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.

"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."

by mlvd742 January 13, 2010

Hammer

Gun, 9mm (used in New York City)

Yo son got da hammer today

by The Infiltrator May 4, 2010

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011

hammers

"Throwing down hammers" is when you land wicked tricks.

bob:who were you skating with?
tim:rob, man he was throwing down some hammers on the handrail.

by frone December 28, 2005

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

Hammering

Definition 1: Hitting or working on a project/building with a hammer.

Definition 2: Banging as in sex terms, or giving oral head.

Example Definition 1: "I'm hammering this nail down so it will stay put."

Example Definition 2: "Your girlfriend was hammering between my legs...in bed!"

by Toon.Light.Asuka. February 15, 2009