Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

by james o'brian November 19, 2003

blast from the mast

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood

Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

by Peencap O'Condom October 13, 2006

Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 22, 2005

e-blast from the past

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.

I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

by riga1tony April 2, 2010

blast from the past

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating

i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!

by scotch egg January 5, 2005

blast from the past

a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.

"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"

by lemon liam May 19, 2005

blast from the past

The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.

"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."

by Brad Benedict April 24, 2006